Weekends for hip cats like me are 100% pure awesome. After 5 days of working hard on my creative writing and outsider art, I get to spend two days hooking up with tatted folks around my age.

I hope this wicked email finds you inna dub style Come selecta, Matt

We’re reopening all the Norwegian sailors’ churches. Nantucket will have a Polynesian neighborhood again. If you live in any port city, get ready to learn Cape Verdean Creole

never appeal to my gentler nature again!!! fuck you!!!!

trust me, i’m a master tactician. now everyone rush in. charge all at once everyone

William Wegman, Warehouse Wally

in these scary and uncertain times it’s important to focus on what you can control: nothing

Now I'm not gonna say what race, what people, the ambulance was.

I try to explain to normies that most things are fine, and all our problems will magically work themselves out, but they just don't get it. They have no idea what's coming.

Makes me thirsty… for fast-acting POISON!

CEO of Y Combinator getting Claude psychosis and adding 78 thousand lines of code to his blog website is one of the funniest things I've seen

I’m a freak of nurture

"boycott"

kash__x3 I gotta do my taxes tonight

His rants have appeared in SCREED, Diatribe Review, The Quarterly Harangue, Jeremiad, and elsewhere

I don’t care if this is offensive, but I’m happy the Red Mountain exploded and the Dunmer were almost wiped out

Watching ppl at Taco Bell from Burger King. Lmfao fuckin losers

Have you heard of this new Lolcow? His name is Mr. Bean and he jestermaxxes all the time in public,It's really funny. Look

Garry Tan Jim Prosser imagine if marx had locked in and built something, like a machine to make cereal instead of writing books. Humanity could be benefiting from him in real life instead of words life.

"i feel tired most of the time" well if you didn't wake up and immediately start smoking weed th- "THAT'S NOT AN OPTION"