Can’t stick to the diet when maccies bring monopoly out

Seasonal depression as soon as the days get shorter x.com/infamous_diner…

telling the song to “shut up” right before u skip it >

Your bird goes level Bolton

Nah but seriously your bird goes bury with fake ID

If u have adhd ur fit

Mental how ye need to apologise for not smoking when someone asks for a lighter

😂😂gas Sydney in lockdown

just a reminder for those who have struggled this year, just bcos u haven’t had a successful year & are seeing ppl posting about how ‘amazing’ their year has been, doesn’t make u worth any less ✨ u made it through a tough year, be proud

my back needs this

Why is asking for a pain au chocolat so embarrassing

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it The rest of the apps:

My enemies aren’t after me but I do need €25,000 this week

Kim knowing that Luca would pick Gemma over her #LoveIsland

Nah what actually happened to lucozade grafruitti