me: maybe moving to a home in the hills surrounded by trees and flowers will inspire me to write some new songs the new songs: “trees are nice. flowers are nice....”

i think all animals should wear collars, not just cats and dogs. birds, squirrels, even bugs. that way we could always hear them jinglin around

boatparty.bandcamp.com/album/2019-tape many people do not know that this is one of the most god blessed summer albums of all time. if anyone asked me what the "tallahassee sound" is i would point them here

sometimes it’s hard to be a mixing engineer when you think that every sound is a miracle

they should show the whole baseball game in slow motion, not just replays 😠

no duh i've never had a cavity, i've drank about a million gallons of fluoridated tap water in my life. that's also why i can occasionally see through walls

this tweet goes out to the guy putting sunscreen on his ears while driving his chrysler sebring convertible in playa vista. keep embodying the spirit of carefree luxury with a touch of sensible modesty buddy

seltzer water just hits different (more bubbly)

rescheduling my march 23, 2020 show at lynn’s bar and grille in akron ohio once again. all original tickets will be honored, stay safe and can’t wait to see you all in 2024! ✌️

ok we no longer have any excuse for social anxiety now that all the parties/shows are outside. if you don’t know what to say just say “wow look at the moon”

i know i just made this up, but i really truly feel that a reggae version of the godfather theme song was a #1 hit in the netherlands in the 80s

umpires are fashion icons. who else would have the vision to pair a metal cage mask with a polo and slacks. the perfect aesthetic hybrid of serial killer and steakhouse busboy. and don't get me started on the ball satchels...

me and my friends have kind of a little tradition where we dress up in different costumes and outfits on this day every year. it’s pretty fun and hilarious

Ben Varian on Miles Bowe best of 2021 Acid Test! Coming up on a year since it release, these songs continue to provide buoyancy amidst strange and dark times. Tapes are long gone but please give these songs a spin! daily.bandcamp.com/best-of-2021/t…

some alarms i've set recently have been called "crock pot" and "eclipse"