POV: me on exam trying to remember something i didn't even learn

humanity saw this and decided to invent LinkedIn

😭

Insane ball knowledge

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

No debt Ideal weight 8 hours of sleep Mental health on track Right nutrition Zero Alcohol This was my peak I was 8

HR: "Are you open to relocate?" Me: "I'm open to teleport, evaporate, leviate, reincarnate, accelerate and migrade Please hire me"

Eu estou a chorar gasolina 98 com pão de forma 😭😭😭😭💯💯

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When my sibling saves their food for later, so I eat it to teach them that “later” is never promised

“pido kebab con la VPN” el repartidor del glovo en el estrecho de ormuz:

When the HR lady sends you a calendar invite with no agenda and no context

Herbert Jones letting Draymond Green know he’s getting benched 😭

Seeing my friend at the casino make his second trip to the ATM in the last 45 mins

Rui Borges hoje nos corredores do Estádio do Dragão depois do Mangas ativar uma armadilha ao tropeçar num fio