I'm loving the sun in Hawai'i right now. Good mood today.

blerbehelbelher

I just saw a Jarritos commercial for the first time in my life. It felt so wrong. Jarritos isn't supposed to have commercials. It's just there.

RT this if you are in the mood to do so.

Shout out to balls

Shout out to blases

Shout out to bats

It's confirmed. My followers follow blaseball for the balls more than anything else.

I figured out what Hawai'i stands for H- it A- ll W- the A- balls I- really '- really I- far

Do you ever see like five tweets in a row that you can't tell what they're talking about and you feel really stupid and out of the loop? Please let me not be the only one?

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Who here has played glolf?

Athlete, musician, cocktail, friend. RIV, Bates Bentley.

Although Bates played for three teams in his career, he was a true New Yorker and his love and loyalty to the 📱New York Millennials📱 was undying. He's playing for them again now in the blaseball stadium in the sky in the sky (because Battin' Island is already in the sky). LGMBLDM.

Who here would want to hear a posthumous Bates Bentley album? Asking for a friend...

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Huh hello what?

Am I alive? Anyone know? This is confusing man fr