We are entering the aura-free sports era

Bunting during a guy’s first MLB game while that guy also happens to be the reincarnation of Randy Johnson and a top pitching prospect is PURE TERRORISM BALL AND I LOVE IT!!! RAYS UP!!!! Welcome to the show, kid.

I just made some fresh baby yogurt seeing this

"No, I think I'll name it after myself, thank you very much."

The elites don't want you to know this but you can pretty much guarantee you, your wife and your kids never get fat simply by becoming an ingredient household If you don't keep snacks around + never order doordash getting fat is effectively impossible

A useful way to think about migration is to consider what kind of societies the migrants have built in their home countries and to what extent you would like those conditions replicated here.

I’d trust this man with my last bowl of popcorn

Damn, they shrunk his penis

These should be to the players walk up song. Imagine this to Down and Out by Tantric or I’m Broken by Pantera.

First off, gingers can’t play bass. Second, bass players should look like a warrior from the year 1610, and haven’t seen the sun, a digital clock, or joy in their life

There is no painter greater than God.

It’s Goofy, 1995

Michigan House Republicans pass election security bill to require proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote and mandate identification when casting a ballot.

wrong

Cancel him. This is unacceptable

The lone star tick alpha gal syndrome thing is legitimately the only thing that keeps me up at night. Like I can probably deal with anything else bad happening but a bug bite turning me into a vegan faggot is an absolute nightmare scenario.

Is that still true if it’s a cartoon bowling pin and a bowling ball?

Old boss came and sat with me at a hockey game a few years back, he had some board seat for the team now and was waiting for the first goal for a teddy bear toss. I interrupted him to tell him they were about to score and he looked at me in complete disbelief. Then they scored