This is Master Shake IRL and you can’t convince me otherwise

YOURE FUCKING FIRED BOB!!

I watched a guy walk out of Aldi with cart filled to the top with detergent, toothpaste and other cleaner. The alarm went off and he looked at me and nodded like “ yeah I’m stealing, have a good one.” People are crazy.

The package I’ve been waiting 3 days for came and it’s not what I ordered and I want to commit a crime over It

this shit has me crying idk

I’m sorry but I’m weak af 😭😂💀 “Cuh finna get wit it on my momma… oh on the set cuh hit cuh” x.com/FREAKBOULNEWS/…

me after two domestic light beers

You break vegan because you stop caring. Period. Gtfo with all the excuses. Own It. It’s fine. But don’t play some “ oh I needed animal products to save my life, especially the limited release Nikes i bought for 250 off stock x.

Yaitw

But Israel is killing children, on the regular, this one just fought back instead of being blown to pieces in his sleep. And yall shot him in the back , cowards.

Ah yes, a major concern all Americans at this moment.

People usually talk about Blazing Saddles as a movie “you couldn’t make today” because of political correctness, but the actual movie you couldn’t make today is Rambo: First Blood. Imagine a modern action movie glorifying a veteran mass murdering a small town police department.

You can’t make up this kind of comedy

The auto shop I went to for my inspection wanted $50 to change a bulb. How do they justify that kinda robbery?? It took 2 min and zero tools to change myself.

Why do we never see Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert speak out against these "protestors"?

This movie is 10/10 🔥📽

YOU EVER SEEN BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES ON BLUE EYES, NIGGA?!

Technically, I can keep the Aldi cart if I want.