When the firestick starts buffering at 2:59pm on a Saturday

Fixed it.

“Who sold the house?” Me at the Oasis reunion:

Say nothing. Just retweet.

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas

“you can come back safely to your homes”

Watch Professor Nizam Mamode break down as he tells International Development Committee about the systematic & persistent targeting of civilians by Israeli drones immediately after they drop bombs on areas of civilian population living in tents. Thanks to Sarah Champion's words as he composes himself.

"It's the equivalent of just putting a blockade around London, saying you can't leave, & then dropping bombs month after month, & then closing down all the healthcare facilities, that's what's happening" Professor Nizam Mamode giving evidence to MPs yesterday about Gaza

“Do you think that’s fair?” “No” “Do you think that’s fair?” “No” “Then let’s change it!” 💣

Beans on toast for dinner boys.

Gary Lineker nails it. This is why they hate(d) him: because he pointed out FACTS.

LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!! 🍾

Let’s see your cup final pics 🙌

These SCENES from Hampden 🤩

The winning moment. #ScottishCup | Aberdeen FC

There's only one word for the scenes in the Aberdeen FC end at Hampden today: LIMBS 🙌🙌🙌 A pitchside view of the goal that sent the game to extra time and the reaction of the Dons fans in the stands 🔴🏆 #ScottishCup

Unbelievable

“He’s got a Cagoule?!” 😂🧥 Today marks 9 years since John Stones signed for Manchester City! ✍🏻 🎥 Soccer AM