now that the strike is done I’ll finally hear back if I got that elvis role

I also don’t want people to remember me for my yards and touchdowns

switching between boy genius and taylor swift on this flight just in case the bi girl on my left or sorority girl on my right look over

doesn’t explain the tension he had with that lizard

Not a great game by any means but that was one of the most horrendous displays of officiating in a very long time

the cool thing about ipa’s is that even when they’re stale they still taste terrible

can’t believe they made the dune bucket into a 3 hour movie

Taking a shot before going into Home Depot pretending to know this shit

Today we celebrate an absolute LEGEND as he puts the finishing touches on a 43 year run ☘️🎙️

They would not be able to make Ted the tv show today

The one guy who survived the saw trap talking about how great Jigsaw is