Ain’t nothin like setting a 3am alarm at 12:30am

Everyone: yeah she a hoe bro Me: I heard some good things about you

Don’t hmu unless you’re ready to get ghosted at anytime

She posted a story with her boyfriend but I still replied "this could be us"

“You're a jerk” “I kno”

Believe what you see, not what you’re told

Bitches be like “my life a movie” Yeah a documentary on mental illness.

Is this thing still on?

Sunny and cold? Sign me up for some garage beers.

when I say “heheheh” this is what I mean

you may be the love of my life, but in this game i don't know you

“One drink won’t hurt” Me the next day

“Hope you’re all feeling refreshed after the break” I binge-drank and ate nothing but sugar for 10 days it’s a miracle I’m alive

Me: "okay l'm done spending money." Friend: "wanna go eat?" Me:

Me: "I need to go out more!" Also me every time I'm free:

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

i’m very grateful to have a job to go to everyday...but FUUUUUCK, SHIIIIIT, DAAAAMMIT

Me: “i need to go out more” also me every time I’m free: