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Here are 10 fundamental questions that climate pant-soilers never answer. ➊ You claim that the Earth is overheating. That it’s “too hot.” So, what is the correct global mean surface temperature (GMST) for life on Earth and why? 🌡️ Please provide a numerical answer. Use units

Read this again and again.

He's absolutely right, which makes his stances on Covid and Trump so damn disappointing. x.com/dansenor/statu…

Wow! What an ad! What a man! Vote for Hung Cao, Virginia.

Today is my birthday. As an “adopted” person, I don’t take my birthdays for granted. I was a “choice” made by… A mother that couldn’t keep me but chose to have me… And a mother that couldn’t have me but chose to keep me. Thank you both for choosing life and for choosing me.🙏🏼

I’m sorry for your loss. I know how much Hassan Nasrallah meant to you.

Community Note Hall-of-Famer!

A reminder:

Walz heard 'battleground states' & put in for retirement?

Today’s column. It’s all about her. DAVID MARCUS: Selfish Kamala Harris pours gasoline on Pittsburgh sandwich shop’s Vance gaffe | Fox News foxnews.com/opinion/david-…

In practical terms, the presidency doesn't exist right now. What scares the regime is that Trump is actually running for president. While Kamala is running for whatever office Biden has.

TOILET PAPER: The US makes so much toilet paper and paper towels we are a net exporter. None of our toilet paper comes in on cargo ships. You don’t need to hoard toilet paper if you’re an American. But people in South America might stock up as we stop loading it on cargo ships

I love this account.

Project 2025 would require FEMA to spend money on American citizens.

This guy @ChrisMartz is a bigtime rising star for the good guys. First noticed him because of his climate tweets, but he's great all around. A follow is strongly encouraged.

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Love Biden’s new wig

Fun fact. Italian singer Adriano Celentano released a song in the 1970s with nonsensical lyrics meant to sound like American English—to prove that Italians would just love any American song. And it was a hit.

Probably the best monologue he's ever delivered. My God.