Pasta is the only superfood.

Although Lorne sausage is an abomination against geometry, it is always advantageous over link sausage when it comes to a breakfast roll. #breakfastfact

How many holes does a mug have?

The real sadness is the relegation of kohl rabi to the status of a root vegetable. It’s a swollen stem. Give it a chance!

Anyone got #podcast recommendations for a long flight?

Great that Company Bakery found its way onto The List’s #Hot100 list of cultural contributors! If you want award winning loaves delivered, give us a shout! What great #company to be in! Cail Bruich @GlasgowLocavore andrew fairlie East Coast Cured #dreamteam

Great to be featured by Condé Nast Traveler alongside friends TIMBERYARD & The Little Chartroom in as one of 23 things to do in Edinburgh cntraveller.com/gallery/things…

Can I use a bike puncture repair kit on a welly?

Anyone got good recipes for rats?

The snail filled garden is looking like a great source of protein.

All sport is off, so Alys Fowler & allanjenkins21 should claim the back pages of the newspaper with proper chat on growing tings.

Lunch is looking up thanks to Company Bakery and Ben Reade Deliveries: company-bakery-delivered.myshopify.com

Was out for lunch today. Shell garage pasty and costa coffee from a machine. Exciting doesn’t begin to describe it.

Gonna start wearing Beijing bikini in support of my eastern brothers.

Knew I was keeping this account for a reason.

scottishfoodguide.com/recipe/festive… #christmasgoose & other recipes for you with J. Gow Rum Ben Reade #Roseberryvinegar Blackthorn | Scottish Sea Salt Ardross Farm . East Neuk +video link #cloutiedumpling #gingerbreadhearts #festive #slowfood #wildfoods #scottishfoodstudio courses

In a useless circular bot chat with Virgin for over a month. Jokers trying to charge £62.50pcm for home broadband! Vodaphone have already set me up £19. Virgin Media ❤️ I'm reaching out here in an effort to communicate with a human who can finally confirm wtf is going on. Ofcom

Give Atlantic Body and Soul a follow, lads fi portobello (my downstairs naighbour Matthew) training to row accross the Atlantic, fundraising for mental health crowdfunder.co.uk/p/atlantic-bod… Body & Soul #TWAC22 #ATLANTICROW #atlanticchallenge #atlanticbodyandsoul #MentalHealthAwareness

2nd Lufthansa lost my bag Edinburgh Airport, 4th SMS to say its with me in pm so changed plans - nothing. 5th SMS at 4pm says it would come at 2pm - bit late! Was sent a URL and contact number for the courier - neither work. I'm running out of pants! What should I do?

We were delighted when our first Tower visitor Ben Reade popped back and joined us for a cookathon with #BlackthornSalt and beautiful Ayrshire News from our friends at Dowhill Farm. Fantastic Film by Ally Kay: youtube.com/watch?v=1dT6J4…