Nothing like walking down the street whistling a little "Weird Al" Yankovic on Saturday.

After some 12 years, I finally got the Ben Potts handle. I thought it would hit different.

I'm happy to see Chuck and Buck are doing well

Photo: Thanks for the wood chips, but that’s a big-ass box full of packing peanuts to ship them in. tmblr.co/Z8y7Jw10P5M31

Strangely relaxing. instagram.com/p/hq5vRFhzKB/

Thanks, rain. Now I can get all the work done that needs doing.

Just applied to Camp Runamok. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

Kito & Reija Lee – Sweet Talk (Lazerdisk Remix) : Chill Trap / Future Bass [Free Download] thissongissick.com/blog/2014/kito… via Nick Guarino

Anthony found out his son has cancer. Please help If you can. gofundme.com/SupportAlexisA…

Photo: Mommy loves her robot dog. tmblr.co/Z8y7Jw19718hw

Photo: My Swan Lemon game is pretty tight. tmblr.co/Z8y7Jw197Xss1

That's a damn good deal. "Blackbird Ordinary: Calling all in-the-biz friends! Enjoy 1/2 off tonight 10pm-5am #miami #brickell #industrynight"

I might just make Twitter my new home for bad jokes and silly puns. I'm not sure, though. #punundrum

The angry landscaper was hauling a bag of dead leaves and a broken leaf blower. I guess he was upset he couldn't blow his load.

If I were a glory hole pornstar, I would drink a lot Galliano and probably call myself Harvey. #wallbanger

#bulletproofcoffee + CrossFit Miami Beach = A nice way to get ready for my shift at Blackbird Ordinary. See you all there. #dranksonme #notreally

Top Deck on #Yelp: Oh man. I've been waiting for this place to open for a long time and it's finally here! Next time… yelp.com/biz/top-deck-s…

Shake Shack on #Yelp: This place is great. Food is awesome, they have beer (huge plus for me), and service is fast a… yelp.com/biz/shake-shac…

Shake up my 🍈🌿Cooler in collab. w/ Midori Melon Liqueur & rethink your fav emoji plbz.co/2aGvju3 #Ad #DrinkSmart

ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*