Wouldn’t be a bad idea to take punts out of football

This happens every time. Josh Allen always finds a way to fuck up. Chiefs by 3

If the chiefs somehow lose this game I will post my asshole for 24 hours

Beer, wings, and chiefs football. Jesus I fucking love America

The more this game goes on, the more I get nervous about my asshole being on twitter

Josh Allen will never play in a Super Bowl

Looks like you guys are gonna have to wait another few weeks to see my asshole. Mahomes is the fucking goat

The $5 meal deal widens out, chokes up, and puts the ball in play

Sometimes I fall asleep with clothes on and then I wake up and they’re all off

Sitting here at breakfast and reminiscing about MLB the show 19. They don’t make video games like that anymore

Everybody better than Mahomes till it's time to be better than Mahomes.

A statue of Spags better go up at Arrowhead as soon as he retires.

God I love ass

If I get 2 comments on this tweet I will post something explicit for you all

Modern historians can suck my cock

Nick Sirianni sucks good dick

Thank you Wendy’s for this burger

JK is a dumbass

I don’t even know anymore