this happened tonight btw

ESPN should make a channel that just plays random episodes of SportsCenter from the past 30 years nonstop. Boom, 100 trillion dollars.

the karl anthony towns of the nfl without question

you can just comment “you two look nice” on a photo of 3 people. it’s free and legal

Steve passed out after a long day of executive producing

Bout to start using x likes it’s 2009. Get ready for a lot of deep fried pics of whatever activity I’m currently doing. 30 minute sauna sesh ✅ on my way with Jayna for sound check to preform our new album at the local festival 🌞

This is diabolically hilarious

Day 30 something. This album slaps

Think I’m gonna become a guy who reads the paper. Better way to get news on both sides (no pun intended)

How I feel the whole time I’m in Idaho

Top 20 purest slapping albums of all time

are americans starting to realize they can just sit outside with their friends, wear loafers, eat together, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee and maybe even a cheeky drink, but IN AMERICA, and that they don’t need to drop $10k+ on an eight day european vacation to do these things?

How I greet my dog when I get home

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

the microwave light