stay perked, never have to get perked (.)(.)

“ohhhh shit balls” - Navin

“scissor me timbers!!” -matchew

“want a shoft shit?”

you’d be my favorite anal bead

“i’ve been shoulder deep in cow cooter”

Got a botched circumcision now my willy wonka

Bad Bunny’s SNL monologue.

we’re losing the ancient texts omg

“so can you fuck on the edible or not??”

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

its something i will forever mourn. and now its literally destroying the entire economy and our world lol

Fathers don't usually d¡e during childbirth

you think she tasted him?

bad disease on my boots