Not BOATY McBOATY this one

Jaded because they haven't tried Brockian Cricket x.com/espncricinfo/s…

🖥*tap tap tap* Lilly Jane Wentworth 's... 📉📉📊⁉️

Radiation or no, wouldn't trouble the Bistromath *continues analysing📊📈* x.com/nasa/status/84…

⌨️*tap tappity tap* Subjects Lilly Jane Wentworth & Jo (Watson)Wentworth seem hostile to prolonged study ....as expected 📉 #predictable #disappointing

Yes, simple things can delight Earthlings x.com/contactlight69…

*chats to 🐬&🐋* Yes it doesn't take much to confuse Earthlings x.com/atlasobscura/s…

It is the #equinox! Happy Spring or Autumn, wherever you are. go.nasa.gov/21BYv8e #Equinox2017

⌨️*tappity tap* Earthlings STILL haven't worked out Spring x.com/rogastronomers…

Note to self: Remind Frankie to adjust the aperture x.com/nasa/status/84…

⌨️*taptaptap* Subject is partial to using foul language. And continues to be obtuse *tap* x.com/elonmusk/statu…

⌨️*taptap* still billions of light years to catch up to the Heart of Gold x.com/wired/status/8…

⌨️*tappity tap* 📈spike in hostility from Subject's male parent on track #boring #predictable ...almost time to terminate experiment

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - DOUGLAS ADAMS

*sniggers to Frankie* But they are using such inferior base materials x.com/wiredscience/s…

...she has yet to meet HAL 9000 x.com/elonmusk/statu…

Or the Krikkits *twitches nose*

*to Frankie* Time to visit the parallel Earth then? ⌨️*tappity tap tap* Yes, it is all coming along as planned

Frankie, I knew that birdbrain wouldn't be able to keep incognito x.com/canberradsn/st…

⌨️*taptap 📧to Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council* The replies to puzzler offer yet more proof that humans are no loss for the bypass x.com/nasaearth/stat…