A horse once told me he dreamt of hay. I said, that's funny, because I also dream of hay. He said, 'wait, really?' and I was like no loser I'm not a fucking horse.

I started tweeting (Xing?) again but let the record reflect I'm doing this to degrade the quality of this platform to help scare away other users and bankrupt Elon Musk. I feel like James Bond going after a supervillain. Although, it seems everyone else here had the same idea.

And this was before the Nazi salute

BREAKING: Photo released of two suspects in the theft of £25,000 from WaterAid

How much did he pay you to type this?

Throwback to when I accurately predicted this bullshit.

Logged in here for the first time in a while. Read trending tweets. Regretting my decision.

Never Forget. When the USA was attacked. Europe stood up and fought for our friends. When Europe was threatened. America sided with the aggressor.

Not long after I posted this Trump went bonkers on Zelensky. It is very worrying. Every claim he makes — from America giving a lot more than Europe to Ukraine, Zelensky support’s being down to 4% and Zelensky being a dictator because he’s not called elections (neither did

What Trump has said recently is delusional, absurd, insanely stupid and honestly rather disgusting. But it's not surprising that his default response is to victim blame.

Why do I need to be verified? Who the fuck is going to pretend to be me

Every little helps...

French is such a beautiful language.

apparently i died

Kwasi knows a lot about being thrown under a bus too.