How we sleeping if I pay for my girlfriend's homegirl meal

Manager: I need you to work this Saturday. Me: No problem I might be late though, transport's slow on weekends. Manager: What time will you get here? Me: On Monday

Me choosing “truth” in Truth or Dare Just to lie anyway.

elite Shirt Wearing in san antonio for game 1

Yeah he doing life dawg.

Mother-in-law: " I liked the other boy better " Me in the bathroom listening:

Officer: Did you see the red light? Me: Yes Officer: Then why didn't you stop? Me: Because I didn't see you

Find a school bus in the morning and just get on it.

😂😂😂

🎥 Chris Bell on getting drafted by the Miami Dolphins: "It's crazy. I've been saying all this pre-draft [process], 'what if I go to Miami, what if I go to Miami?' and then it happened... it's a blessing. It's God." (Miami Dolphins) #PhinsUp

This is crazy 😭😭

"this won't work" me looking at the person after it works:

I love us 🤣

fuck typa tom & jerry shenanigans yall be getting into man

nigga gonna be the first player to get fined watching a game

Is this on ps5 ? 🔥🔥🔥

"Ain't no way"...😂💀

& I bet she still fucking em