OMG, she said ‘YES!!’

No, you must have misheard me, I clearly said "More on Trump".

More, please. x.com/thehill/status…

One of my favorite Tom Petty performances: "Honey Bee", SNL 1994. Grohl beating the drums like they owe him money. youtu.be/XtlBnxyXNGI

Nothing says ". . . learn about myself and conquer my demons " quite like a $50 Million lawsuit. x.com/thehill/status…

Really excited to see this! I'm hearing this is a visual treat. Will Roger Deakins finally get his Oscar?!? x.com/TIME/status/91…

YALL GONNA MAKE ME; in one chart

OK, I guess. But why water it down? x.com/darrenrovell/s…

EPA Promotes Pulsating Black Sludge To Deputy Director trib.al/6qaeCM6

3:08 is 15:08 in military time. In 1508 Michelangelo began painting Sistine Chapel. Michelangelo is Ninja Turtle who parties. Cubs win G4. x.com/ESPNChiCubs/st…

Not new, but still a tremendous idea from Tim Ferriss : "You are the average of the five people you most associate with."

I’ve run out of special places in hell.

"See Something, Say Something" should apply not just to terrorism, but to all despicable acts! #Weinstein

One of my favorite things this week! espn.com/college-footba…

It's that time of year again.

still need a halloween costume? here are 28 ideas i gave to friends, who called them "too complex" or "stop trying to make me do blackface"

Red Lobster Criticized For Decimating Biscuit Populations Along Cheddar Bay trib.al/w04qHER

1-800-EAT-SHIT Finally Publishes Decades Of Reckless-Driving Data trib.al/B5UHs5u

The two best words in sports: GAME SEVEN.

Breaking News: The Houston Texans sign a wet, torn cardboard box to QB to avoid the Kaepernick question.