My cat jumped up on the table and was growling at one of the kids coming home. I don't think she has anything against the kid, I think she genuinely was just trying to copy the dog.

Who’s the fucking idiot who shot at Trump? Do not make this menace a martyr.

British metal is fascinating, because what other music genre holds the possibility of hearing someone pig squealing "ʏ̟͕̅͂ɛ̈ͭʊ̟ ̥͊̏f̱̰øc̫k͔̳ə̣̬̂̂n̖̣ ͚͚c͂̃u͕n̋t̟̼̊ͬ" and have it be unironically the dopest shit ever?

I've probably said this before, but the biggest reason I love listening to Critical Role is because you're just listening to a bunch of friends be friends to each other and nerding out over each other's acting and creative writing

Regardless of what you think about his time as president, you have to admit that his humanitarian work afterward has made him worthy of being the first centenarian president.

At first, I laughed at my cat for finding entertainment in videos of animals doing things, but then I realized that humans are animals, so the entire basis of entertainment is literally animals doing things

I think I just did an any% speedrun of going to a party?

에스타 만냐나, 콴도 메 뎃폐르타, 에 오이도 우나 봇 케 디호, "인 원 예를, 유 윌 비 드 둠 업 얼 휴마느티." 이 인터넷, 아시아 웉라 봇 케 디호, "인 원 대, 유 윌 노 와이."

Beetletwoce was thankfully no Beetledeuce - almost as good OG Beetlejuice and leaves room for a Threetlejuice

The later albums in The Caretaker series are surprisingly therapeutic for my anxiety because it sounds like what my head feels like sometimes and it makes me feel significantly less insane.

"20 y/o me would be so disappointed in now me for bringing the cops, not the weed, into Weed Cops..." - DaGingaNinja, 2024

TIL that with the power of caffeine, Adderall, and general anxiety, I can remain fully cognizant despite accidentally taking NyQuil instead of DayQuil

Listening to Everywhere at the End of Time, Stages 1-6 today, because it just feels appropriate.

I open /one/ can of diced tomatoes and I turn around to see these two...

What the woke liberal media won't tell you

Musk pushing for people to pay for "Premium" is definitely making me wanna get off this network. I'm trying to figure things out on the new one. Gimme a follow so I can follow you back bsky.app/profile/benjam…