my gas tank went from a $28 fill to $40 in a week

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

I bought my dad a gift with his money

It’s a little too nice outside to be employed rn Ngl

Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer

“Nunca mais te vi” Nem eu me vejo mais. Só trabalho, durmo, acordo e trabalho.

I will never understand why every patient takes almost an hour with the doctor, but when I go in, I’m out in less than five minutes.

Curioso como todo es malo, menos trabajar

The workday should be a maximum of 6 hours. We shouldn’t spend more time with our coworkers than with our loved ones.

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

TOMORROW IS MONDAY AGAIN

“Are you free after work” Me after work😭:

one thing i learned from video games is everytime you come across enemies, you're going in the right direction

I speak fluent silence

every fucking time i walk outside it’s a different fucking season

I actually would prefer things just become cheaper instead of everyone needing to make $100,000 to live a decent life.

realmente "deferido" como sinônimo de aprovado é a maior aberração da língua portuguesa não faz sentido algum