anesthesia/anastasia

I am exactly who I would hate to run into at shoprite

can’t spell execute without cute ex

March 27 is the ugliest date of the year

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary hell ya

exactly 111 years ago at this very moment the Titanic was waiting to sink

weed used to instantly make me feel like shit and now it makes me only feel a little bit like shit #four20

me: maybe I should move somewhere for a different cultural experience *looks up rentals in Bradley Beach*

my favorite part of a thank you note is when the handwriting starts slanting and getting shittier

I hate a complaining ass bitch

“Read the instructions printed on the inside of the box.” ok need to find tape now

graduated from high school on this day 15 years ago. which makes me 15 years old today

Can’t believe people are trapped in the sub on the longest day of the year

Cali Caliente @dropfwt Girl shut up Kim don't want him 🙄

superb owl

favorite street name is Hospital Rd

so many ungrateful bitches out there this thanksgiving smdh

every time theres a winter storm, the south is always like “we don’t know what to do” but like, this happens every single time with them, so why do they still not know what to do?