A lazy smile tugged at her lips. " You're officially the biggest douchebag I've ever met.. and that's saying something considering Johnny."

|~ Legally Blonde x.com/CataclysmicFat…

[ Is totally single -- Enjoys every second of this ] x.com/CataclysmicFat…

" I've tried that method -- " Indicates to body outline. " -- say that didn't work out too well." x.com/WorthySoldier/…

I've made a new friend -- 👉 @CataclysmicFate 👈 We've gotten past third base.

Hands - on kinda girl.... [ Much more intimate ] x.com/CataclysmicFat…

" Monica W. needs to post more #SeductiveSunday's." pic.x.com/IimfJX4adF

Last minute Christmas shopping |~ pic.x.com/IJI8Us25qe

♡. ♡ x.com/HandMeTequila/…

Reqυeѕтѕ Yoυr Coмpαɴy: Wɪɴᴄʜᴇsᴛᴇʀ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs Cᴇʟᴇʙʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ Dʀᴇss Cᴏᴅᴇ: Fᴏʀᴍᴀʟ

" Congratulations! So happy for you." x.com/fxtass/status/…

" It's about damn time." x.com/NattyHogan/sta…

" Makes the two of us then." x.com/WaryAlpha/stat…

" What makes you say that." x.com/IrksomeUnAlive…

" Well.. you seem to like the girl too." x.com/IrksomeUnAlive…

" So my assumption's correct..." x.com/IrksomeUnAlive…

[ Raising an eyebrow, I folded my arms ] " Are you planning to ask her on a date anytime soon?" x.com/IrksomeUnAlive…

- Nᴇᴡ TVD Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ • Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ﹣ Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ • Cʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs Wᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ • Sʜɪᴘs ʙᴀsᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ pic.x.com/hHomgRF7PI

" Whelp. . . I'm pregnant."