Listening to my own top songs 2022 playlist and patting myself on the back every time a banger comes on

looks good ngl

mcdogals cheesbuger

I love video games.

Microdosing Lord of the Rings (watching clips of it on YouTube) this holiday season

From today's featured article

The gorilla would have the time of its life drinking an entire isle of fruit concentrate or whatever at the grocery store. I'm locking myself in a Taco Bell on the other side of the mall; we'll both have a good time.

Leaving doodles for my coworkers.

monkey come, monkey go

dang they took away my blue tick

His and hers answer sheets from the murder mystery party (correct, I might add!)

Been largely absent from social media (and better off for it) lately but there remains a desire to post in moderation. Twitter sucks now, so I'm giving Bluesky a go. I know you're all desperate to read my "skeets". bsky.app/profile/bengur…