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Ben Golden

@bengoldn

Life is elsewhere

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I always assumed they used a random generator to make these posters, then sprinkled in a few recognizable names at the top

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I dreamt of the future, and can report that in 30-40 years, Dunkin Donuts will be selling donuts shaped like chess pieces. Innovation is real

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I watched Tenet and found it pretty confusing. Maybe it would have helped if I'd seen the 2nd through 9th E.T. movies?

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Survey: how do you feel about [controversial subject]? Results: 15% basically agree 70% don't care 15% basically disagree <1% I am pissed off about this topic and will flood the internet with my thoughts, to the point everyone thinks mine is a majority opinion

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Some dude once invented a drink full of sugar, caffeine, and cocaine, but turns out the truly addictive part is the bubbles

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Children's books written by classical musicians are significantly stranger than any other children's books, and parents who don't experience them are really missing out.

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Code Platoon is looking for volunteer Teaching Assistants (TAs) and Mentors for the upcoming Quebec Platoon, January 31st through May 13th. Learn more or to apply -codeplatoon.org/volunteer/ #Chicagotech #Veterans #SoftwareEngineering #Coding #VetsInTech

Code Platoon is looking for volunteer Teaching Assistants (TAs) and Mentors for the upcoming Quebec Platoon, January 31st through May 13th.

Learn more or to apply -codeplatoon.org/volunteer/
#Chicagotech #Veterans #SoftwareEngineering #Coding #VetsInTech
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I'm rather enjoying the aggressive mediocrity of Schitts Creek season one, and am nervous because people tell me it gets better

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I had an epiphany in the night and now I'm thinking about buying a trombone. To be clear, the epiphany was: maybe I should buy a trombone.

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Children's books written by classical musicians are without exception incredibly strange...like way stranger than any other children's books

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If you're an independent free-thinker, but your parents and grandparents were also independent free-thinkers and they raised you to be one, then how free-thinking really are you?