I always assumed they used a random generator to make these posters, then sprinkled in a few recognizable names at the top

I dreamt of the future, and can report that in 30-40 years, Dunkin Donuts will be selling donuts shaped like chess pieces. Innovation is real

I really like rainier cherries, but I also like less rainy cherries

I watched Tenet and found it pretty confusing. Maybe it would have helped if I'd seen the 2nd through 9th E.T. movies?

Survey: how do you feel about [controversial subject]? Results: 15% basically agree 70% don't care 15% basically disagree <1% I am pissed off about this topic and will flood the internet with my thoughts, to the point everyone thinks mine is a majority opinion

I just returned from the longest vacation I've taken in a while, and I have some thoughts about the experience.

Some dude once invented a drink full of sugar, caffeine, and cocaine, but turns out the truly addictive part is the bubbles

Hey, did you hear about the police officer who wanted to be a baker?

He kept reading suspects their meringue-da rights

Children's books written by classical musicians are significantly stranger than any other children's books, and parents who don't experience them are really missing out.

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I'm reading more books, but I think I'm reading the wrong books

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I'm rather enjoying the aggressive mediocrity of Schitts Creek season one, and am nervous because people tell me it gets better

If wishes were fishes, I'd receive regular correspondence from the local aquarium requesting a donation

I had an epiphany in the night and now I'm thinking about buying a trombone. To be clear, the epiphany was: maybe I should buy a trombone.

Children's books written by classical musicians are without exception incredibly strange...like way stranger than any other children's books

If you're an independent free-thinker, but your parents and grandparents were also independent free-thinkers and they raised you to be one, then how free-thinking really are you?

The most powerful Artificial Intelligence (AI) in the world is your imAgInAtIon

Game of Thrones reusing its theme song for the spinoff on a $200M budget is Payprus-level laziness