Keys to Rox 2nd half: -Starting rotation needs to be way better -Someone outside Bard in our bullpen needs to be consistently reliable. -Bryant, Díaz, McMahon, need to hit more balls over the wall. -BE SEMI COMPETENT W RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION. -Rocktober here we come???

Oh my god the Blue Jays have not one, not two, not three, but 27 runs tonight against the Red Sox… in the 6th inning!!!!!! Poverty Red Sox

I liked Hunter Renfroe a lot more when I was hitting nukes with him in diamond dynasty… not when he continuously obliterates baseballs against the Rockies and gives me heart palpitations.

Well despite losing 3/4 to MIL the Rockies are still hanging in… just 7 back. Could have easily won 3/4 tho. KB to see foot specialist… ugh. If it’s the news I think it’s gonna be then it’s time to sell at the deadline. Need to get return for Cron, Iglesias, and Colomé.

One month ago today, the Colorado Avalanche won their third Stanley Cup in Game 6 beating the Tampa Bay Lightning. It’s set in for some, maybe not yet to others. What a time to be alive. What a time to be an Avs fans. What a special occasion #GoAvsGo

Well the Rockies have as many hits as errors tonight…

Kind of hope the Rockies sign Brett Phillips. He’s certainly not a very good baseball player, but he would just make me smile. Has such a positive persona. Would bring a little bit of joy to an otherwise painful process of watching the Rockies play a 9 inning game.

Rockies management: LET MONTERO EAT. HE IS HUNGRY FOR THE INTERIOR FLESH OF THE BASEBALL.

Of course the Ravens drafted Anthony Brown…

Gotta love #Rockies rookie Elehuris Montero. After hitting 2 homers tonight, he said: "I feel like there's more in there. I just need to continue to work hard. You guys will see the real Montero."

Nate, his first-ever hockey net, and the Stanley Cup. Not too bad 😎 #GoAvsGo

Can’t help but notice that Rosh Hashanah falls on my birthday this year. Should be a bash.

Big beefy dude at campus corner jimmy johns needs a raise. Had my sandwich out before I could even fill up my fountain drink. Just has absolutely honed in on his craft.

Heard Brent Venables may or may not have been running the stairs outside in the blistering heat today at Gaylord Memorial. Man that gets me bricked up for Saturday.

The Union fucking sucks. Wait an hour to get food and smells like the inside of a sweaty airport terminal. What a joke

Jesús the Jazz just got a HAUL

College football is really back. Loved seeing Central Michigan execute that exceptional back door cover vs OK state. This Purdue Penn State game is a terrific, quintessential, grindy, back and forth affair, and this West Virginia Pitt game is quite frankly penis throbbing. Horny

If this game isn’t confirmation that the ACC sucks than idk what is. Knocked out a paper about the Guatemalan counterrevolution with ease with this paint-drying shit playing in the background.

Classes longer than 50 min should actually be federal crime

C.J. THAT BALL HAD A FAMILY