When you cook delicious clam meal but forget to take a picture 😔😔

I know they said don't judge a book by its cover, so I guess it is time to read. "Beverly hills housemaid's guide to college calculus"

Making promises are so easy but keeping to them kinda suck......

There is 2 kinds of hunger in a Asian household -When you say you're hungry -When your parents say you're hungry

I'm planning on taking a driver's test i heard wisdom teeth surgery the day before is a good luck charm

Looking back 2020-2021 was just an opportunity for teachers to experience the world of twitch streaming.

Me in highschool : eww college kids Me in college : eww highschoolers

Truly there is no greater joy than walking into a bathroom and triggering the motion sensor lights meaning there is no one else in the bathroom

My 2 current favorite quotes I've heard here: "If your code runs the first time it most likely is a honor code violation" And "Don't worry about it alcohol just tastes like spicy water"

I'm currently at the point in life where I just want a hug. I need to change myself

Why am I on Twitter when I could be sleeping? Ans: when else would I have time to be pondering my own existence, if not when I am about to slip out of the now and wake up in the later.

Am I just not studying correct why does it feel like everyone just has so much free time to party so often?

I really love my girlfriend. Like I really really love her. She's pretty cool 😎

Retrospective realizations really reduce the rate of rampant panic realized then.

Hey do you want to remove people from photos ? I can help with that! #Fiverr fiverr.com/s2/bfb0360e18

I feel like I'm still dreaming sometimes. Can someone wake me up please?

My girlfriend makes Wolf-Rayet star WR 102 look like a ember.

Hehehhehehhehhehhehehhehehheheheh. *inhale* hehhehehhehehehheheheeeh

Do you ever wonder if a peregrine falcon has a fear of falling? Well, I guess do birds have fears if falling?

Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm so happy my girlfriend graduated hehehehehehehehe I'm so proud of her!!!!!