If left foot, right foot & header is a perfect hat-trick. What’s a back heel, a tap in and one off the back of your head. Asking for Dominic Calvert-Lewin. Well done Dom, COYB!

Landon Donovan on why the team decided to forfeit tonight's match against Phoenix Rising FC. #SDvPHX

I want to go out on my bike but it won’t stop raining. Melissa Cole has just described me as this....

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So Chelsea FC & Manchester City - not the main drivers but scared of getting left out. First sign of backlash run for the hills. Truly the great moral and spiritual leaders of our times!!

Cask ⁦The Red Lion, Barnes⁩ - at last!!!

Reprobates

Sitting in Tap Tavern Richmond with dave this evening. The hubbub of conversation, music on in the background & good beer and food. I don’t know but I think this could catch on you know!

Pints in a pub with my brother after 7 months..

Yesterday - IPCC releases damning report on fate of the planet due to human action which will lead to catastrophic environmental changes including rising sea levels. Today - Everton break ground on new riverside stadium. We have achieved peak-Everton!! 🤦‍♂️

And with that Krypton was no more!

I have two test prints that I’ll sign and giveaway (no clouds). If you’d like the chance to win one just RT and follow and I’ll randomly pick the winners Sunday 8pm. Or you could buy one from infinitebacon.com for only a tenner. Thank you and good luck!

Thanks to everyone who turned up for the Melissa Cole & Elusive Brewing collab launch / Melissa birthday celebration yesterday. Thanks to The Kings Arms for hosting and sorry we took over the whole pub. Too little time too many great people ❤️

Dear Taproom creators of the UK, can you start to include some soft surfaces so that everyone doesn’t end up screaming at each other to be heard over the din! I know the industrial chic is de rigueur but come on you’re all mavericks! Be different!

Did Lrrr cause the new variant?

Hands across the M62!

Wordle 224 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩simply showing off

Dear Manchester friends, can I ask what did you do? Really what did you do? It must’ve been bad for the universe to have cursed you with this armpit of an airport!

Imminent govt policy announcements to include Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, Inner City Sumo and Monkey Tennis!!

Unfit to govern