I’ve not been this nervous about a semi since the first time I watched broke back mountain! #england

It's been a sad day, so we sign off early by saying goodnight and thank you to the greatest.

My wife crashed her car this morning. When the police came, she said the guy involved was on his mobile and eating a pie at the time. The police advised her the guy was entitled to do what he wanted in his own conservatory.

Crawley to Brighton 🚌🤦‍♂️#twitterclarets

1 spare ticket for Everton away tonight. Would have to meet at ground to collect. Message me if you want it. #twitterclarets

Burnley fans after Arfield's goal #NNN

"Give it to me!" she said "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!" "Fuck off" i said "Get your own umbrella"

OFFICIAL: We're delighted to announce the signing of Steven Defour for a club-record fee. #WelcomeSteven

2010: Owen Coyle - "Bolton are ten years ahead of Burnley.” 2016: Burnley 2-0 Liverpool Bolton 0-1 Fleetwood

Great performance of the team. Now focus on sunday #burnleyfc #clarets instagram.com/p/BK2wi_XAgAef…

Miracle last year, FIFA coach of year, gets a vote of confidence just over a fortnight ago, big result last night, and potted. Game's gone

Waking up on a Saturday like... x.com/RyanGriffiths9…

Never let your guard down 👊 📹: @StatchoGit x.com/StatchoGit/sta…

Ah well, if it is going to be Hodgson at least we'll find out if Benteke's any good at taking corners. #CPFC

Michael Owen getting more stick for riding a horse than Ryan Giggs did for riding his brother's wife.

Second choice back 5 cobbled together from Cork City, Charlton Athletic and Brentford. Midfielders not good enough for Scotland or Swansea. Burnley Football Club are 4th in the Premier League. #twitterclarets

Burnley Sind die Besten! UTC

HAPPY NEW YEAR | Burnley Football Club would like to wish you all a happy new year. What an incredible 2017 we had together!

Ben Mee here, not taking any nonsense from little Bernie Silva because it's way past his bedtime now, come on, BED

Congratulations gaffer. Well deserved. 🙌🏆