Figured the biggest Tiger fan I know should have it. #GoTigersGo #pennyhardaway #number25

Mr Kavanaugh can you please define “blumpkin”? Brett, without hesitation: “it’s when you paint a pumpkin blue. You ever play quarters?” #KavanaughConfirmation

Hey y’all, check out my new band Freeloader’s debut EP: Endless Bummer open.spotify.com/album/4KjawIMZ…

I see the problem now. I’ve been using unpopular vocal cables my whole life.

Put on readers to look at phone. Then watch tv with them on, then realize they’re on and take them off, then look at phone. Is this how I die?

It’s a rare day when I get to put two check marks in the “I told y’all he sucks” column

Also in the news today. Elon Musk turns 14.

What is more #Memphis than a 2nd round pick putting up 31 in his playoff debut? Idk Elvis flavored BBQ I guess?

The Covid vaccines are great and all but have you tried watching people get mad about Dillon Brooks?

If your guitar amp was food: Spicy = Presence Salty = high Sour = mids Sweet = Low Fatty = post Garlic = pre #guitarnerdstuff

Why is there not a movie about going back in time to set fire to Alannah Myles’ recording contract? You could even have a Tom Cochrane sequel!

Cheers to whoever is playing #DanielLanois solo pedal steel material on WEVL right now.

Clerk: “come back and see us!” Me every time: “you too!.... uh” *runs out the door