If Star Wars has taught us anything, if a love interest mentions fascism early on in the relationship, don't just brush it off as a joke.

7yo: {watching kids play outside our holiday tent} *comes inside* These kids are doing a really bad English accent. Me: I think they're Irish.

Mario: Let's a cop a feel, princess. Peach: No Mario, I'm not comfortable with that. Mario: OK... Why don't you try my hat on...

{HR meeting in the mushroom Kingdom} HR: So today we're here to talk about consent. So if you offer someone a cup of tea, and they say no, what do you do? Mario: Put my hat on them and force them to drink it? HR: ...!

The entire Heardle phenominon has been building up to this one moment... Well played Heardle Decades. heardle80s.com

Why is my MH so closely linked to my productivity? Is it because the socially constructed environment makes me feel bad about myself if I'm not being productive? Or does being productive distract me from my deep rooted issues? Or is productivity actually good for my MH?

If it takes Bethesda 8 years to release a new game, I could be 61 before I get to play the next Fallout Game! I'll have waited 24 years since the last one.

One of my favourites from SMBC Comics

Beware organisations or individuals who want to entrench culture and resist change.

... so I said, that sounds like a YOU problem. And that's why I don't work as an ambulance call handler any more.

This man sold me a car that looked amazing in the shop, but cost me a fortune to run, then broke down. So I went back to him and he sold me the same car in a different colour.

Abysmal service from YouFibre. Avoid at all costs. On paper their service seems faster than what we had with copper, but very unreliable and not noticeably any better for streaming or work meetings.

Amazed that I got this in one! Heardle 1980s #802 🔊🟩⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ #Heardle80s #80sHeardle #Heardle Heardle 80s heardle80s.com

Just realised what the song Live and Let Die is about. Dur.

The layman thinks he knows everything. The expert knows he knows nothing.