We’re all with you, Elliot. ❤️

You drop at least three points against each of the top five in the league, and you want to win it? You must be dizzy!

Giving it everything 😤 🩵 Bernardo Silva

Half of the Earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Bernardo Silva.

You can’t I repeat You can’t locum your way out of poverty

I gave a diagnosis of Osler Good disease instead of Osgood Schlatter disease to consultant. I'd like the ground to open up and swallow me now please.

“Oh Wei deεεε yεn prepare no” “Saa? Indication yε dεn?” “Oh doc… wei yε hu bi da oo” “Ok but indication yε dεn?” “Adwuma no yε starti nnyε nnε oo”

Four wins in a row against Chelsea FC. 🔥👏

We are now officially 2nd in the Premier League 11 days later

MANCHESTER CITY HAVE COMPLETED THE COMEBACK! THEY NOW TOP THE LEAGUE OVER ARSENAL WITH FIVE MATCHWEEKS TO PLAY 🤯 ARSENAL HAD A NINE POINT LEAD JUST 12 DAYS AGO. HOW ⁉️

The guys managing cough and flu in 2yr olds with steroids, antibiotics and analgesia. Which guidelines are you using?

Dom has been telling us all along... 😬

One of my ex’s is a single mother because of you.

No goalkeeper will never achieve what Alissom Becker achieved in One Season. #LFC 🇧🇷1️⃣

“Yeah I’m getting really sick of working with this Kvaratskhelia lad, I’d much rather coach Alejandro Garnacho instead”

Arne Slot has earned the League Managers Association's Performance of the Week prize. 👏

You can find this post 8 times in the last 9 years from these btw… The one time you can’t find it, he was out for the season.

You’re the experts… you tell us.

Me at 3pm today. Me at 5:30pm today.