Reading the twitter headlines tonight, I weep for the English language.

First ones in line!!!! @ Disneyland instagram.com/p/B4urX33nxcZ/…

We got to open Disneyland!!!! @ Disneyland instagram.com/p/B4uxa_WHd9A/…

Christmas Brisket! 6 hours in and another 10 to go! @ Tucson, Arizona instagram.com/p/B6de1Izn5Lv/…

Kobe was a legend on the court and just getting started in what would have been just as meaningful a second act. To lose Gianna is even more heartbreaking to us as parents. Michelle and I send love and prayers to Vanessa and the entire Bryant family on an unthinkable day.

Stay safe out there! “Hands... washing hands..” 🎶

Missing baseball at the moment. Receiving my custom San Diego Padres vans today makes it a little easier while we wait for the MLB 2020 season to start. Stay safe everyone! fernando_tatis21 machados13 @PaddackChris… instagram.com/p/B-FdNvqnFPW/…

@BELOZRA scored some awesome #Padres custom made @VANS_66 😍😍😍

90 years old today and still making it happen... Man oh man do I love my Dad!!!

THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 4th, it begins right here on Twitter

Just entered this Brian Setzer contest! Enter here: toneden.io/brian-setzer-1…

Is this the greatest photo in RSVLTS history?

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Biggest RSVLTS family photo we've ever had! MEGACON Orlando

At the #rsvlts booth but no sign of Steve from RSVLTS 🇺🇸

I went on the "See? Nobody Cares" Podcast to talk about all things RSVLTS. Including how we got started, backpacks, pin trading, my airstream dreams, Adam Sandler, and much more. rsvlts.com/blogs/news/i-w…

🚨 Drop 57: From Ollie's Walls to Your Closet! 🚨 If you ever looked at Ollie's wallpaper selfies on Insiders and thought "man, I'd wear that as a shirt if the money could go to a great cause..." today's your lucky day! rsvlts.com/blogs/news/fro…

Cheers to this epic team who helped make RSVLTS Live! happen. 🍻

Once again, the so-called “files” being spread across the quadrant are nothing but Cardassian lies. desperate lies crafted by faithless Bajorans who fear the strength of our movement. Stand firm, my children. The Prophets know the truth, and we will Make Bajor Great Again!

Let it be known: I never opposed the files’ release. Those spreading that lie should examine their own faith first Gul Dukat