It doesn’t have to be a competition but, whatever.

Can you give me the cum pipe.

The WHAT

My husband is so stupid

No no you answer me right now.

||: honestly, going to add my own thing and say if I see you writing Lenore/Hector with ANY sort of romantic intent, I will more or less hardblock you. I don't care, I don't enjoy the means in which Lenore acted towards him, and it's extremely fucking gross.

Yes I know I’m beautiful. But... my vagina doesn’t leak.

When does he not.

I don’t push you know this.

I don’t push.

:) wouldn’t you like to know whip boy.

||: out of context, I just almost shat myself upon receiving this

Slaps 𝕋𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕠𝕣’s ass.

“ Hi. Your ass is very slappable. “

“ Yes, I only married you for your body. Most definitely. “

God please I’m going to stuff your mouth shut.

I mean I am pregnant-

Did you forget you forgot to pull out.

I hate him, I hate him.

I’m surrounded by idiots.