“Don’t worry, everyone. Your favorite Spider-Hero is back.”

Doesn’t even blink from her phone at the sound of clinking glass and spilling coffee. It was expected. “Morning to you too, Parker.”

Her eyes flitted upwards only slightly to glance up at him, chuckling softly. “You know the purpose of the cup is to keep the coffee /inside/, right?”

“Me? Take a day off? Now that’s a hoot.”

“There’s been less robberies lately...has Pete found 𝔽𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒 ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕕𝕪?”

“He did /not/ like it when I called him One-Eyed Nicky...guess he didn’t like The Goonies.”