men be like “i can’t commit” and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives

Sometimes is ok to wake up and choose violence. At least once a month.

stfu before I open a nature valley bar on ur bed

The grass greener on whatever side I’m standing on bitch

THE WORLD DON'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU. KUZ IT REVOLVE AROUND ME LOL BE SAFE THOUGH.

time to crack open a yerb and get my day going

i deeply regret never having thrown a chair at anyone in school that shit looks so freeing

literally how am i supposed to listen to the professors in person with no subtitles

Why do people wait til the New Year to cut people off ? You piss me off on July 13th your ass is grass on July 13th what the hell🤣🤣🤣🤣

the average salary of a clown is $51,000 a year but these bitches wanna act like one for free

I am extremely beautiful but I also am going home a little early tonight because my tummy hurts. in all things there must be balance