i went hard today in kahoot and i frickin won...hard work truly pays off

me in the shower: literally nothing falls my mom: OMG ARE YOU OK I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMETHING FALL me in the shower: i fall and hit my head literally no one: ..... me: ITS OK I DIDN’T FALL OR ANYTHING my mom: oh you did you fall?

nobody: literally nobody: me: i want to go see a turtle

whenever you think kaleb has something to say that could possibly have value, you get this natalie: In my next life I want to be a boy kaleb: I want to be an octopus *pretends to be an octopus*

kaitlyn: cucumbers taste like spicy water just think about it...you get what i’m saying

does anyone else reorganize their apps when they are bored or is just me

what i learned at the shawn mendes concert Shawn Mendes shawn: *breathes into mic* every girl there: AHHH OMG MARRY ME!!! YOU’RE SO HOT!!

last night i’m on ft with one of my guy friends and he was like why are you straightening your hair now. i was like because i have picture day tomorrow and he was like yah i know but won’t it go back being wavy over night? it was the most innocent thing i have ever seen

when he acts like a pretty pretty princess but has the budget of a fucking skunk

have you ever been so poor that you wanted someone to buy gas and put it in a polar pop cup -inspired by Jeremey Beckner

Joe killed 4 people in season 1 and he killed 2 people in season 2. You know what that is..........GROWTH.

my new is off to a horrible start because 20 minutes in im jamming to the live version of remember you young by thomas rhett and a COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTS :(

i want a pet chicken

my belly fat feels like bread dough

happy valentine’s day to Jeremey Beckner and I because after almost puking after giving blood and almost blacking out...about 4 hours later i fainted so rip to our plans to go to chick fil a :( l

Impeach.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

So you’re saying there’s a 2.8% chance…