Before becoming a politician, one should complete a mandatory 1.5 years of social service, divided into three-month periods: — in nursing care — in a daycare center — in a school — in a medium-sized company — in retail — on a farm All unpaid and voluntary, of course.

If the Afroman trial is proving anything, it's that cops can lie about you on their police reports and get qualified immunity, but if you write a sarcastic song about cops, they'll sue you for it because they are weak spined cowards.

Let me explain exactly why every new subdivision in America looks like the top photo, because the math is wild. A mature tree increases a home's value by 7 to 19 percent. On a $400,000 house, that's $28,000 to $76,000. A single shade tree produces the cooling equivalent of ten

there are people who will look you dead in the eye and tell you their TV can match this experience

additional fun fact: magnolias are actually older than bees and so evolved to close their flowers at night to trap beetles and cover them in pollen, then to open them again in the morning to let them travel to a different tree

You are wildlife. You’re not special. When ecosystems collapse so do societies.

INEFFICIENCY AND FRICTION IS A BIG PART OF THINKING.

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Entire bar hypes up a little girl who wanted to sing the ABCs at karaoke night

I have found a new enjoyment for my free time: lying in the grass. Franz Kafka, 1916.

A newborn sperm whale can’t swim. It starts sinking the second it’s born. If nobody pushes it to the surface, it drowns in mile-deep water. On July 8, 2023, a sperm whale named Rounder went into labor off the coast of Dominica. Researchers from Project CETI, a $33 million AI

i can’t get over seeing a braid in space … the simplicity & humanity of it … i could cry … we started in caves and now we’re all the way up there ⋆ ☄︎. ·˚ * 🔭

The highest quality video of the moon was just released… this is so beautiful.

Face reveal and she’s even cuter than I thought. Oh I’m just a girl with a crush

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

“While spacewalking I realized something, I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity.” ― Artemis II Astronaut Reid Wiseman

there's just So Much Happening right now, but this really should have been a much bigger story

NASA photos

Magical video of fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk captured by video artist Diana Lehr.