I FUCKING TOUCHED DEMI LOVATO OMG OMG OMG Demi Lovato

Haven’t had a train that’s not delayed or cancelled for my commute in over a week... good value for money this 🙃 NORTHERN 🚆 #NorthernFail

And so it continues... #NorthernFail

Shout out to NORTHERN 🚆 for running the worst train service imaginable #NorthernFail

Any chance of getting me to work on time this week NORTHERN 🚆 ? 🙃

Just me who feels uncomfortable watching Anne hegarty doing the trials? It’s just not funny it’s tight #Imaceleb

Do people only buy flash cars to drive up and down Mcr deansgate?

I literally hate 3/4 gym leggings. No! Just no! 🥴

Who invented burpees and why???

Alcohol must increase talking speed at least 2.5x. So much chat, so little time ⏰

Why do people push their way up a packed train 5 mins before the stop? Half the fucking train is getting off you don’t need to stand at the door you impatient bitch

Why does virgin trains cram people together with seat reservations when half the train is empty? 🤨

I don’t think I’ve ever been more thankful to get in my own bed 🙌🏼😴

I hate people who order salads at a restaurant....Live a little 🐷

People who wear fanny packs over their shoulder across the front look like fannys...Even worse when a couple does it together 🤮❌ #getout

I want just one toes to bar!! Just one!!! 😫 #CrossFit #19.2 #ttb

I have become one of those people who watch videos of people doing workouts 🙃

Anyone over the age of 10 calling their mums ‘mummy’ 🤮 grow up

I’m so sad rn McDonald's UK, what is this! 🥺

IM FUMING GET ME A BEER