2/22/22 on a Tuesday.. it’s literally a twos day

having a boyfriend is like having a slow son.

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sex work ? uh yeah i sure hope it does

You've been speaking English your entire life but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters? Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:

When we’ve been through childhood trauma, a common coping mechanism is over-explaining. Here’s what it looks like and how we can find healthier ways to express ourselves... A THREAD🧵:

Why do we spend hours on the internet, but only minutes on our knees every day?

i don't chase anyone... but for you? i'd put my crocs in sport mode

Colonel

notice how we say “girl” when excited and “man” when disappointed

hope they’re having an amazing day

like ????

If I have to explain to my kid why this is necessary in school, then I don’t care that you have to explain to your kid why Target has a Pride section. Seriously, not one bit.

Last year my sis called and told me she couldn’t make it to my graduation so I went back in bed.Then my friend called and said, “Bro I’m 10 minutes away”. I threw on whatever. I forgot my cap at home so I put my tassel on my Yankee fitted. One of the best days of my life.

I repost this every single time I see Andrew Tate trending. Best burn ever.