Dyed my hair - instant regret 🖕🏻👎🏻

Don’t know why I bought a new rug. It’s got rusk, biscuit and crisp just grounded in to it 😂

One of these days i will learn to dress for the weather 🥵

What is the point in buying baby toys? Today Dottie has played with my sunglasses (that she has broken), played with the cats laser, knocked the xbox over repeatedly and sat smacking the radiator 🙃

Seeing everyone’s pictures from pumpkin picking is making me super jealous 😩🎃

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What age do kids realise how amazing sleep actually is? This is day 3 of the 4am wake up calls and I am done in!

Dottie is off the see the main man in the red suit tomorrow. Can’t shake the feeling i’ve spent £60 for to scream the place down 😂

Just plugged and unplugged the smart meter after 1 minute! Ain’t got time for that type of negativity 🥸

Scary how accurate this is 😂

Our cheeky little monkey can now climb on the couch 🙃 she has spent the last hour getting on and off it 😂

When your alarm is due to go off in just over 3 hours and your little angel child has had you up until almost 3am 🙃

What is the point in bath toys? My little one plays with the same two sponges and a jug

My hair has been an absolute show, so I finally decided to sort it out! Bleached it up ready to put my usual orange colour on… Opened the bottles to find they were all red and because i’m an idiot, i’ve put them on my hair. So now we wait and pray 😂

Why has my child stopped sleeping through the night 😩 I am currently listening to her sing happy birthday on repeat!

I fall for it everytime. The baby sleeps through for a few nights and I think we are on to a winner. Then BOOM! 2am wake up call 💀

After a loooong 12 months, I can finally pick up my new car tomorrow 🚙

Me x

Thought Dottie was sitting quietly and eating her yoghurt… No! She was feeding it to all her teddy bears 🙃😂