Downloaded twitter again to verbally attack other Levant countries

I remember having sushi for the first time at 8 years old and couldn’t stop thinking about how good it tasted for the next three years of my life

I wish I gave people as many second chances as I give all the artificial pistachio-flavoured things in this world

a gorgeous rent-controlled piss-smelling big city apartment would heal me right now

I love having pretty roommates because I find comfort in the fact that we all collectively look like washed-up rats in the morning

last year I bought a pair of Marshall overhead headphones to go with my outfits- what a fucking idiot I was

the only thing on my bucket list is to be the love interest in a music video. Just in case anybody wants to make that happen for me

Context: I’m an HR Officer An employee approached my desk today to ask me if I’ve ever felt the presence of a ghost in the office.