Breaking a ton of Being Oxford rules to log back in and mourn the loss of Ron Shapiro. Ron never ran this account, mostly because he simply lived it. Ronzo is responsible for decades of countless memories. Who even knows what the town will be like without him?

Wanna feel old? You were a non sentient nothing for infinite time before you were born & will soon return to that state. Enjoy Arby's.

Every single person who eats at McDonald's will die. Please eat at arbys.

Nobody wins the game of roast beef. House Manager, House Cashier, House Stoned Customer, House Curly Fry: they all perish. arbys is coming.

Thank god that flag is coming down. If only there was a god. If only putting some dumb flag in the trash could ease life's misery. Eat Arbys

Never forget who you are: a tiny speck on an insignificant rock hurtling through a void. May as well fuck some strangers this weekend. Arbys

Drive: Drunk High While getting a beej Through arbys Into a group of revelers Nothing matters. Hit pedestrians. Namaste.

You've shit your pants again. The Doors are on the radio. The gin's nearly gone. It's almost noon. Stop by arbys. No one is here. Die alone.

Shoutout that boy Fred Nice too aka the #JabDaddy

MARIOOOOOOTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAA

Being a Titans fan for the past 18 years has ruined my hairline beyond repair smh

I'm still it?! Man, they gave me the keys TOO LONG.

Anybody open in Oxford for a midnight game of spades in Wal-Mart? Meet me there.

Wait. So I'm the last person on here?? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Adieu. youtu.be/v1mQT1u_45I

😂😂😂😂 lmao NOPE. Adios, Being Oxford! youtu.be/NMFMqQ0m_fQ

Don't stop getting to know the tiny crevices of this postage stamp of native soil, and be kind to one another; it's our only hope.

Rebel Nation... It's been a pleasure. With love, Your shortstop, Errol Robinson