Scrolling through Instagram seeing all these spring break photos makes me a little jealous but then I realize I’m not a spoiled little shit and it makes me feel a little bit better

My dad brought my dog to his graduate class today and the following ensued. RT to make someone’s day

Female body wash is the beat bruh... it be like “coconut milk and jasmine featuring the hydrating power of vanilla oats and vagina juice” Our shit be like “SOAP... wash ya ass nigga”

After turning 21 I realized that the fastest way to spend money is at a bar🥃

The Truth About Gun Violence By The Numbers Watch The Full Video Here: youtube.com/watch?v=u8c2wK…

Merica.

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Not all heroes wear capes. Merica.

Bloomberg has dedicated billions to disarming good people. He said that "average" Americans shouldn't have guns. But, do you ever see Mike without armed guards. Is his life more valuable than you or anyone in your family? Mike is such a #hypocrite. #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate

I keep that thang on me. Merica.

Of course the multi millionaire living in a gated community with her own personal security scolds we the peasants for buying guns to protect our families during a pandemic where crime is spiking. “Let Them Eat Cake” - Alyssa Milano 2020

“Justice for Floyd but we don’t support looting...” Real Americans help Americans.

The answer to your question, "Why do you need an AR-15 and a 30 round magazine" is currently on every news station in America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

If you don’t know who uncle iroh is we can’t be friends

Absolute madness in the Division II Final Four @stoolbenchmob