i don’t qualify for unemployment cuz i got a full time job wishing death upon my abuser

ruined my kraft mac & cheese lunch and im not leaving the school til 7:30 fuck my gay chungus life

i don’t really want newsom to be president. but andy samberg as first gentleman could be interesting

It’s actually like really hard for me to listen to a song without wanting to tweet the lyrics and an accompanying gif

im awake and im going to the gym

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

Seven hours. All children.

how it feels to say something and be dismissed by everyone and then turn out to be right in the first place

I could never ban phones in the classroom. Many of my activities require students to use their devices to like and repost my tweets

10-6 is criminal i want to go HOME

you can tell a person’s in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

at that age where a woman gets really into yearning and longing

I know it’s not completely over yet but this month has just felt like a very strange and incoherent dream. Don’t really know what the hell was going on

Happened to my good friend John F Kennedy

who at house of rock got cigarettes 👀

update: i got my cig <3

I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy