imagine being so racist you dont want a day off work in the summer

Can't believe World War III started because some of y'all didn't want those seven trans athletes to compete in women sports.

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

they don't make movies like this anymore

we are so up

they actually have alex nilsen reading an augustus everett book. i am feeling so normal about this.

This is like maybe the only franchise where I completely agree make as many Knives Outs as physically possible

she doesn’t know yet but she will write TWO albums during that tour and also will meet her future husband thanks to it

this makes it sound like there’ll be a shortage of insulin, but it’s literally just that the prices are so high that people won’t be able to afford the shit they need to survive

AMY POEHLER THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

no and i’m still saying this. they’re kinda so cute i could cry

THEY BROUGHT MY FAMILY BACK TOGETHER

Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Seth Meyers are back at the #SNL Weekend Update desk for a joke-off!

❤️

I love the Irwins because they have American evangelical energy except their religion is conservation and crocodiles

my favourite thing about good hang is amy poehler holding hands with her guest