What are the chances they hooked up later? 90%? 100%?

Did Hawley get new boobs?

FMJ

So Kyle Hendricks had a 8+ ERA as a starter. Just got moved to the pen and they drop him in a high-leverage situation where he shits himself. Puzzling.

I still don't understand what topic people go to see him talk about.

👎🏼 BAD BULL: This is not how Aggies act at all. I saw when they were ejected from the stadium. Here’s what police Omaha are saying:

Trash fans; trash program

If old men are gonna debate, maybe they should do it at 2:00pm EST

It's the big chair ... made of swords

Trump is still a fuckface. When hillbillies get together, firearms are usually discharged

But how does kamala weigh in on sharks vs batteries? America must know

I thought DEI hire Lara Trump was the RNC chair

Outside the Gridiron: Episode 4 - Top 25 poll breakdown and Michigan allegations/punishment. Most important players this season in CFB x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

How long did that study take?

If you would’ve told me in 2001 that the kid from Alabama in the Drive-By Truckers would one day be opening the #DNC, I would’ve never believed it. Thank you Jason Isbell!

This looks like the Florida state orange bowl squad

Do hit stickers mean anything when Michigan players already have 16 in game 1?

Is texas/Michigan the best possible uniform pairing?

Illinois Football: Tough, Smart, and Dependable mikefarrellsports.com/college/illino… via Ryan Evan Schroat