i'm sure these are totally normal and healthy horses, nothing to worry about here

i smell family estrangement

it's giving "i would like a disenfranchised child for cheap childcare"

i usually think of scrapple as a pennsylvania thing but we are pretty close to the pa border so

anyone need 57 rabbits?

oh no my cold dead heart oh nooooo

the model home of the neighborhood back in the day!

oops

idk what i love better about this: that there's a 'tomato weigher' job, that the person who held it was peaced out for 20 years, or that the Sun was so tickled they got their cartoonist to draw a little dude

oh boy! the joy of eating fresh killed poultry! (that's the tweet because I cant beat that)

true boxing success comes from clean living and golf caddying

aw man they didn't let me go down into the underground passage. shucks.

today in names: Hattie Tennessee.

i'm imagining one of two things: a cub reporter was sent roaming the streets to find weird little tidbits to fill space or Mr. G. W. Woolf personally stopped by to talk to someone about his weird chicken

local woman would really like to get out of town and have chickens

oh shit y'all a pigeon

one retirement, two newspaper articles

this was not the headline I expected to see paired with this location

a high school track and field and football athlete, Frank Rehak became an accomplished swimmer and diver as an adult. A member of the Maryland Waterbugs, and early adoptee of Scuba, Frank was often called out before there was a BFD dive team to look for people lost in the water.

there is so much going on here