We need an animal update for Earth, im sick of these ones

I know what the dog did

has anyone tried to teach a monkey to play guitar?

just got the urge to watch Storage Wars

tbh didn't think I would make it to 18

comically large revolver

The greater the m(ass), the greater the greater the force of attraction

Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy.

It's SO sad that there's people on this planet who don't believe in evolution

*trinket noises*

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

guy who thinks evangelicals are members of the neon genesis evangelion fandom

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i wish i was the PBS spacetime guy

women don't want flowers, they want a unified theory of gravity and quantum mechanics

I just made the lateral connection that "blue raspberry" flavor is a combo of blueberry and raspberry. I used to think the blue part was just to make it look like yummy candy

Big Land is keeping us from discovering the Utopian Underwater Society